Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Tech World Anagrams

Tech World Anagrams

Some are better then others.

Medical Marijuana = AN IDLE JAMAICA RUM

Thomas Edison = ATOMS DO SHINE
Albert Einstein = TEN ELITE BRAINS

Microsoft = IS COMFORT
Microsoft Windows = I'D WOW CONFORMISTS
Microsoft Windows Xp = WORM DOWNS PC, SO FIX IT
Microsoft Word = IFORMWORST.DOC
Microsoft Office = IS OF COMIC EFFORT
Microsoft Vista = FASCIST OR VOMIT
Microsoft Windows Vista = OVATIONS WORM SWIFT DISC
Microsoft Windows seven = NOW SNOW-COVERED MISFITS

Sun Microsystems = COSTS MESS - MY RUIN
Sunsoft = NOT FUSS

Freebsd Unix = BURNED FIXES
Netbsd unix = BID NEXT SUN
Openbsd Unix = INDEX UP SNOB
Berkeley System Distribution = TRUSTILY. BEE'S KNEES MORBIDITY
Berkeley Software Distribution = SWEATIEST OR BROKENLY BRUTIFIED
Gnu's Not Unix = UNSUNG TOXIN & SIX GUN ON NUT
Sourceforge = OGRE OF CURSE & FORCE ROGUES
Debian Linux = I ANNEX BUILD
Redhat Linux OS = Dear! Lush Toxin = IN HOARD EXULTS
Fedore Core OS = FREE CODE OR SO
Fedore Core Linux = IF DELUXE CROONER
Linus Torvalds = STUN AVID ROLLS

Public Domain = BULIMIAC POND

Free Open Source = UP OF SERENE CORE & OPENER OF SECURE

Free Open Source Software = SUFFOCATE OR SERENE POWER & NOW USE CAREFREE POOFTERS

Free Software Foundation = NOW OF SNUFFIER TOADEATER & WORN-OUT IF TONE-DEAF FEARS
-- TOADEATER [Originally, a charlatan's helper who ate (or pretended to eat) poisonous toads so that his employer could display his prowess in expelling the poison.]


Internet Guru = TURGENT URINE


World Wide Web = BORED, IDLE? - "W.W.W."
Web Surfing = IF SNUB GREW & WIN SERF BUG
Network Solutions = NOW STINK OUT LOSER
Internic = IN CRETIN
Internet protocol = COOL! NOT INTERPRET
Internet Protocol Version Six = INTROVERT CORNIEST EXPLOSION & SO INEXPERT SILVER CONTORTION
Domain Registry Service = REVENGES TRIM IDIOCRASY & I'M ANGRIEST RE-DISCOVERY

Boarder Gateway Protocol = COWPAT OR DEROGATORY ABLE

Secure Shell = HER CLUELESS

Universal Serial Bus = ILLUSIVE AS RARE SNUB

The C Programming Language = CLEAN RAMPAGING TOUGH GERM & GLEAM HOT GRUMPING CARNAGE

T One Line = NON-ELITE
Co Location = COOL ACTION!
Server Room = ERRORS MOVE
Beowulf Cluster = WE'LL BRUTE FOCUS

Relational Database = INALTERABLE AS A TOAD

High Definition Television = OH NO! THIEVING INFIDELITIES
Music Television = SIT, VOLUME IS NICE
Blue Ray Disk = IS BULKY DEAR

Silicon Valley = SOCIAL 'N' LIVELY & Villainy Close

American Telephone And Telegraph = REPELLANT MEATHEAD OR CHEAPENING & THE PAEDOPHILE, CLEAN ARRANGEMENT

Pacific Bell = IF CLIP CABLE

Computational Chemistry = PSYCHOTIC, MEAN MUTILATOR

high speed internet = EIGHTH SERPENTINED
This is really interesting in many mythologies. Gnostic, Hundu, Egyptian, Japaneses


Now to really blow your mind!
If your wondering how some of these anagrams ring true then think about these anagrams

Who Is Answering This? = A WRITHING SHOWINESS & WIN SINISTER HOGWASH

Messages In Anagrams = A MASSAGER MANGINESS
massage is to manipulate
manginess is defined as Mean; contemptible


Anagram Studies = Sugared Stamina & ARGUED SATANISM & Grade us, I'm Satan!

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